The Bottom Line

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians, British and Americans.


2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians, British and Americans.


3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians, British and Americans.


4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians, British and Americans.


5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians and Americans.


CONCLUSION : eat and drink as much as you like, apparently its speaking English that kills you !!