Way Down The Road In A Gym Far Away
A Young Man Was Once Heard To Say
"I've Repped High And I've Repped Low"
"No Matter What I Do My Legs Wont Grow"
He Tried Leg Extension, Leg Curls And Leg Presses Too
Trying To Cheat These Sissy Workouts He'd Do
From The Corner Of The Gym Where The Big Man Train
Through A Cloud Of Chalk And The Midst Of Pain
Where The Big Iron Rides High And Threatens Lives
Where The Noise Is Made With Big Forty Fives
A Deep Voice Bellowed As He Wrapped His Knees
A Very Big Man With Legs Like Trees
Laughing As He Snatched Another Plate From The Stack
Chalking His Hands And His Monstrous Back
Said, "Boy, Stop Lying And Don't Say You've Forgotten"
"The Trouble With You Is You Ain't Been Squattin"
Dale Clark 1983
__________________ "FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SQUAT HIGH"