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**Sonny** · 01:38 PM

(got to have one of these here if we have a PL section)

YOU MAY BE A POWERLIFTER IF....

You have trouble counting past 5.

You think the wonder bra is a bench press aid.

You can multiply by 45 from memory.

Your doctor asks you for a blood sample and you show him your shins.

You check depth while sitting on the toilet.

You have more polyester in your gym bag then the whole crew at McDonalds.

Your closet looks like a Chuck Taylor warehouse.

It takes 5 minutes for your spirit to re-enter you after your last set of deadlifts.

You just spent 40 hours figuring out the next 16 weeks of your workouts, the exact weight, percentages, sets and reps, only to realize later you forgot abs and calves.

It takes you 20 minutes to get from your bed to the shower in the morning, and they are in the same room.

You can sqaut 800, bench 600 and deadlift 700, yet you can't manage to take the garbage out to the curb without feeling like you just pulled something.

You consider cardio as putting on your squat suit.

**Sonny** · 01:38 PM

YOU MAY BE A BODYBUILDER IF...

You eat more tuna than your cat.

You warm up at least 15 minutes before sex.

You think the four basic food groups are casein, whey, albumin and creatine.

You shave your legs before a hot date…and you’re a guy.

You shave your back before a hot date…and you’re a woman.

You have a 32” waist but buy 42” pants hoping to get them past your quads.

You fix your hair between sets.

You stopped reading this list because it is time to eat again.

Your heart skips a beat every time you enter a pharmacy.

You are 5’8” and managed to push your weight past 300#, yet every time you look in the mirror you say,”I don’t understand why I can’t get any bigger.”

You did not understand the last one.

You have ever spotted your training partner and yelled, "one more baby-feel the burn", while doing wrist curls.