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EasyEJL · 08-13-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Vangut

is this why you are focusing your training towards improving your disfunctional strength?

i;m working towards being able to do clay pigeons

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. Clay Pigeon 43 up, 5 down
While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.
Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"

EasyEJL · 08-13-2008, 07:42 AM

ah and Dr P needs to change his sig, since the offer is up to $1900, plus a limo ride from the airport

Nabisco · 08-13-2008, 07:44 AM

That Guinness commercial was pretty funny. I prefer the Rodeo to the Clay Pidgeon, a little bit more degrading and definitely a better workout.

The bulking continues. Party on Garth.

xOcular Penetratahx · 08-13-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EasyEJL

to hell with functional strength, I dont want people asking me to help move a couch

If you are who people go to lift something, I would hate to see what kind of shape their other friends and family are in...

xOcular Penetratahx · 08-13-2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Vangut

is this why you are focusing your training towards improving your disfunctional strength?

You mean why he performs DB raises wrong and fucks himself up???

Nabisco · 08-13-2008, 09:39 AM

Dude, BP. As long as it isn't gay porn, go for it. Free trip, limo ride (ironically this could just be a taxi as limo services also consider vans and cars limos), and $1900 for a day or two of shooting. Wrap your tool and get to work.

Wayne's World!

EasyEJL · 08-13-2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by xjsynx

You mean why he performs DB raises wrong and fucks himself up???

I'm still trying to remember when I fucked myself up from db raises, and can't recall it

xOcular Penetratahx · 08-13-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EasyEJL

I'm still trying to remember when I fucked myself up from db raises, and can't recall it

You were crying about your elbows, so quit playing dumb.

xOcular Penetratahx · 08-13-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Nabisco

Dude, BP. As long as it isn't gay porn, go for it. Free trip, limo ride (ironically this could just be a taxi as limo services also consider vans and cars limos), and $1900 for a day or two of shooting. Wrap your tool and get to work.

Wayne's World!

Sounds like someone visits the homo-site that is trying to hire BP...Heck, 'Bisco might be the one contacting you