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I want the weighted hat, because who doesn't want to have to use two hands and a lot of upper body strength to put a heavy weight on the back of their head. Next thing you know you'll be walking around staring at the sky because you can't hold the damn weight up. Whats next? A detonating wallet? Now that I think of it, that would be sweet. Just don't accidentally trigger it in the check out line...
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Man charged in dildo assault
A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.
The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.

The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault.

"It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo."

He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released.

He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.
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Nothing like showing up to the hospital with a giant mushroom shaped bruise on your forehead...

"Well, doctor, you see...there was this thing...and this guy hit me with his...oh nevermind."
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hey nate.
how goes it?
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Goin good hank. Finally startin to warm up here in seattle. It was snowing earlier in the week.
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In addendum

That sounds like a cute stack. EpiPher
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