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Nabisco · 04-21-2008, 01:09 PM

At the gym today, after 7sets of squats (pyramid 8,6,4,2,4,6,8) I moved over to the leg curls. As I got to the leg curl machine I looked around to make sure no one was using it. Satisfied that I didn't need to ask if I could work in, I sat down. Only after my first set did I realize I was getting the evil eye....by the roundest man I've ever seen. I kid you not his legs were tiny but his pelvic region and upper body all formed a giant circular shape. He was giving me the evil eye because I was on the machine that he wanted to incorporate in his leg circuit. Well I'm not moving, and he didn't want to work in. So instead he had to walk all of 10 feet down the line to the lying leg curl. And literally stared at me with a frown while he was doing the lying leg curls. I was so confused...I asked him if he wanted to work in...he just spent the next couple sets staring at me. I think he might have been hungry or something

GodDamnIForgotMyPassword · 04-21-2008, 01:12 PM

you are lucky he didn't eat you.

**Gixxer82** · 04-21-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nabisco

At the gym today, after 7sets of squats (pyramid 8,6,4,2,4,6,8) I moved over to the leg curls. As I got to the leg curl machine I looked around to make sure no one was using it. Satisfied that I didn't need to ask if I could work in, I sat down. Only after my first set did I realize I was getting the evil eye....by the roundest man I've ever seen. I kid you not his legs were tiny but his pelvic region and upper body all formed a giant circular shape. He was giving me the evil eye because I was on the machine that he wanted to incorporate in his leg circuit. Well I'm not moving, and he didn't want to work in. So instead he had to walk all of 10 feet down the line to the lying leg curl. And literally stared at me with a frown while he was doing the lying leg curls. I was so confused...I asked him if he wanted to work in...he just spent the next couple sets staring at me. I think he might have been hungry or something

I hate people like this.

Nabisco · 04-21-2008, 01:29 PM

I just don't get it...how do you end up looking like the blueberry girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory without looking in the mirror and saying "Wow, ok, perhaps I'm a little overweight"?

EasyEJL · 04-21-2008, 01:31 PM

it creeps up on you

Dr. Packenwood · 04-21-2008, 01:44 PM

LMFAO
Round little guys...I've seen them. They look like those car dealership mega-balloons with plunger handles for legs. If I wasn't so busy I'd Photoshop an example.

Congrats on forgetting your passwords. I forgot mine the day after I registered here. Come to find out I didn't use the screen name I thought I had.

Over at the other place its Dr Packenwood. Here its Dr. Packenwood. I forgot the punctuation and contemplated re-registering, but after a few minutes I figured it out.

OH BOY lunch time kids. I'm about to go have some left over mac-n-cheese. Elbows with Gruyère, White Cheddar, and Regular Cheddar, topped with home made crutons, and baked casserole style.

BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

xOcular Penetratahx · 04-21-2008, 01:56 PM

Two cowboys and Chuck Norris were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins.

The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone.

"Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp."

Chuck Norris remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

xOcular Penetratahx · 04-21-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Nabisco

At the gym today, after 7sets of squats (pyramid 8,6,4,2,4,6,8) I moved over to the leg curls. As I got to the leg curl machine I looked around to make sure no one was using it. Satisfied that I didn't need to ask if I could work in, I sat down. Only after my first set did I realize I was getting the evil eye....by the roundest man I've ever seen. I kid you not his legs were tiny but his pelvic region and upper body all formed a giant circular shape. He was giving me the evil eye because I was on the machine that he wanted to incorporate in his leg circuit. Well I'm not moving, and he didn't want to work in. So instead he had to walk all of 10 feet down the line to the lying leg curl. And literally stared at me with a frown while he was doing the lying leg curls. I was so confused...I asked him if he wanted to work in...he just spent the next couple sets staring at me. I think he might have been hungry or something

You should have walked up and, congratulations, I've never seen anyone do a Gironda Leg Curl with no hands...