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[xOcular Penetratahx]

Originally Posted by Right Hook

XJ I forgot to tell you taht I am skinny b/c I am going for the Jesus on the cross look. Side abs and all that.

white or black Jesus?

[xOcular Penetratahx]

Originally Posted by bitterplacebo

yeah, you mean an ad hominem against douchebags?

I thought the very nature of this thread called for unbridled attacks against douches?

Oh, my bad I thought it was a shot at me :D

[bitterplacebo]

Originally Posted by Right Hook

XJ I forgot to tell you taht I am skinny b/c I am going for the Jesus on the cross look. Side abs and all that.

yeah, because Jesus on the cross got all the girls

[bitterplacebo]

Originally Posted by xjsynx

Oh, my bad I thought it was a shot at me :D

only if you're a douche

[xOcular Penetratahx]

This is my checklist so far for being a non-douche.

(1) Workout with weights that I can control.
(2) Do any exercises the right way.
(3) Be inconspicuous with the clothing I wear.
(4) Turn up my iPod to speak as little as possible.

[xOcular Penetratahx]

Originally Posted by bitterplacebo

only if you're a douche

Let me check my list...

[bitterplacebo]

Do you think doucheness comes through in forum posts?

I'm not quite sure on criteria there.

I'll admit, I've probably made some douchy posts...

[Hank Vangut]

Originally Posted by xjsynx

Do you wear one wrist-band on your forearm?
Do you take your shirt off at parties?

Originally Posted by bitterplacebo

Sometimes I worry about that, also.

This is my checklist so far for being a non-douche.

(1) Workout with weights that I can control.
(2) Do any exercises the right way.
(3) Be inconspicuous with the clothing I wear.
(4) Try to open my mouth to speak as little as possible.

i understand.
inconspicuous = less douchey.

[bitterplacebo]

I can't say that I've ever suspected any of the regulars here of being douches.

[Ares]

You are all douche bags in my book