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[xOcular Penetratahx]

Originally Posted by Nabisco

Out of morbid curiosity, why does no one seem to run products by themselves anymore? Why do they feel that it's necessary to stack 47,392.33 different products to see results?

That is the American way. The more, the better...

[xOcular Penetratahx]

WTF

Just saw a video of a Vagina cam, with a penis stabbing it until it throws up????? But I will share it with you...

Putting Video Cameras in the WRONG Places (VERY NSFW)

[WARNING, ADULTS ONLY: while this video is from an educational sex series, it could be considered very hardcore and extremely not safe for work. Seriously, don't watch if you get offended by very explicit sex scenes between men and women] So, I came across this sexual education program today, and there was this bee, you know. And the bee was like—bzzzz bzzzz—flying happily over the fields until he found a brunette flower. And the bee was all like, "huh, hey baby, how you doin'?" and the flower was like, "hmmmhithere, I have like pollen and stuff" or something, see?

Anyway, the bee was "ohyeah" and all like "assume the X position!" But evil scientists had put a camera with a big—BIG—cable up the fleur's little cooter, and when the bee got in, he was a little bit "WTF?" and then "aw, whatever," and the flower just didn't care with all the "ooh aah ooh," and they just kept on going until it was all "flooasssh!" Pollination.

Yes, a camera. I just don't understand how they could place the video camera—with a big honking coaxial cable and a fiber-optics light source no less, no wireless here—inside there without causing a mess and not moving. That's just wrong, no matter how interesting it could be from a scientific point of view. And Mr. Zoltan, please don't get any more weird ideas. (Update: according to a reader, this clip is part of a documentary called A Girl's Guide to 21st Century Sex.) [Gizmodo's Wrongmodo—Thanks Jorge Mozo]

[Dr. Packenwood]

Originally Posted by Hank Vangut

i thought these orange guys were funny......

They look like fucking OOoompa Looompas.

[Dr. Packenwood]

[EasyEJL]

Originally Posted by Nabisco

Out of morbid curiosity, why does no one seem to run products by themselves anymore? Why do they feel that it's necessary to stack 47,392.33 different products to see results?

you mean you can get results without that?

[Dr. Packenwood]

Originally Posted by xjsynx

That is the American way. The more, the better...

Amen.

With me, I like stacking Epi with shit. Epi is so mild it kicks ass.

[NateW]

hahaha

[xOcular Penetratahx]

Originally Posted by EasyEJL

you mean you can get results without that?

Mr megadose extended cycle has spoken!

[NateW]

holy hell how did this get to 218 pages so fast? werent we on like 180 the other day? this is insane they're gonna have to buy this thread its own server

[Nabisco]

Oh man...oh man...that was so...Im pronking scarred for life. I think I have to go throw up now.