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xOcular Penetratahx · 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bitterplacebo

rice needs to cook faster

Doesn't the faster you cook rice raise it's GI - Rite Hookah

bitterplacebo · 02-12-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Trank406

Maybe.. would you wanna be on my team? Are you Maverick?

no, I don't want you riding in to my danger zone

Right Hook · 02-12-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by xjsynx

Doesn't the faster you cook rice raise it's GI - Rite Hookah

Probably.

bitterplacebo · 02-12-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Right Hook

Nervous. Company is about to layoff a bunch of people even though I know I'm not one of them. It sucks.

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mine's about to do some "layoffs" too

I'm pretty confident I'll get shitcanned, but I'm not that worried

It's not so much a layoff as it is telling us we won't be hired again next year, I'll have about a year to find another job while I'm still working

bitterplacebo · 02-12-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Vangut

too funny, nutra guy

bitterplacebo · 02-12-2009, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by THEHUGE

I can live with that unlike someone else. On a side note,this thread made me almost blind.

I've been living with it. Trust me.

bitterplacebo · 02-12-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by EasyEJL

yeah, well my imagination is rhetorically weak due to me being rhetorically devoid of glycogen and rhetorically close to 2 degrees warmer than i usually am. rhetorically speaking of course

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fixed

THEHUGE · 02-12-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bitterplacebo

I've been living with it. Trust me.

Poor guy...I feel you. That has to be terrible. But those socks make my phallus happy everytime for some reason.

bitterplacebo · 02-12-2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by THEHUGE

Poor guy...I feel you. That has to be terrible. But those socks make my phallus happy everytime for some reason.

I think technically it's your hand making the phallus happy.

g_lee · 02-12-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by xjsynx

In addendum, g_lee's womb fury is at a critical level, since the wifee is about to pop....I am sure he is seeing as much action as BP...

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Originally Posted by EasyEJL

he should tell his wife about this

Prostaglandins are hormones that help in inducing labor. If you're well beyond your due date and your doctor induces labor, he will probably use a prostaglandin gel to help "ripen" the cervix. So if you're trying to persuade your baby to make her debut with a home remedy, "The endgame here is stimulation of the prostaglandins," says Pat Alagia, MD, vice chair of obstetrics and gynecology at Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington, Va., who shared the tales of historic labor-induction practices.

So how do you stimulate those prostaglandins naturally? The same way you made the baby in the first place. "Sex is a for sure. Semen has prostaglandins in it, and orgasm releases oxytocin, which causes uterine contractions," says Cindy Siegel, CNM, a nurse midwife with Ob-Gyn Associates in Providence, Rhode Island, who delivers babies at the highly ranked Women and Infants' Hospital.

Alagia agrees. "Ejaculate contains prostaglandins, and that's what you want," he says. "I can't tell you the number of patients who've called me and said 'I went into labor at 10:27. Want to know what we were doing?' I tell them, 'No, but I have an idea!'"

interesting.....i might have to make a proposition to my wife....