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Hank Vangut · 03-02-2009, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by xOcular Penetratahx

For mai and mai ladies membership I pay $30 per month.

that's what my wife and i pay.
but i have a decent home gym i use a few time a week....but the workouts are never as efficient at home.

bitterplacebo · 03-02-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nabisco

You're telling me. I couldn't fucking believe that I was literally wasting a third of my vacation time this year to go on a vacation with her parents. If I had have known that in the beginning I would have said no. The 10k is going to be a pain in the ass, although they have slip and slides and beer, which might make it slightly less painful. The skydiving I've done before, but I promised the little lady we could go, because she really wants to. The white water rafting is honestly my concern. I've been on class 3 and class 4 before, but with people who knew what they were doing. Now its eight of us and here's the break down.

Me - 180lbs, athletic build
Little lady - 100lbs dripping wet, slim build
Two sisters - 130-140lbs of ewwww
Two sister's guys - 195 and 215lbs of non-athlete
Mom - Oh sweet jesus, I just hope she doesn't fall in
Dad - Ok, I'll give him a break he's not in terrible shape.

And somehow I'm supposed to trust that they will A) be able to pull with enough force and B) stay in the fucking raft.

All of this would be semi-ok if they hadn't have brought the parents. Not to mention I have to share a room with her younger sister and her boyfriend. So I get to go on vacation with a bunch of people that I have to be guarded around (dad's strict roman catholic) and I get NO sex for five days. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Today is just a bad day.

yeah, that sounds shitty
maybe it would behoove you try to come up with some ways to find private time with your lady
maybe try to have some of your quiet sex again
or look on the bright side -- some people go a lot longer than five days without sex, so stfu

Hank Vangut · 03-02-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by xOcular Penetratahx

You guys might find it strange, but I feel a bit of empathy towards DJB...

I see the vids and I think what a douche, but then I go to AM, and see how everybody busts his balls...

it would be easier to make fun guys like djbomb and smeton if they were assholes.
but unfortunately they are nice guys who are just a little slow.

Hank Vangut · 03-02-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by EasyEJL

or maybe you need a snowball

maybe......my mouth is still numb.

bitterplacebo · 03-02-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Nabisco

That's what I said. Then she gave me the "Well if you really don't want to go, you don't have to" with the sad eyes. Ugh. I know what that means, you can't trick me woman. I'll spend my $1000 to go with your family this year, but I am now devoid of having to do anything family related for the next three years.

so she really wants to go and you really don't want to go?
what's the problem? she doesn't want to go without you?
that would be bullshit

xOcular Penetratahx · 03-02-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Vangut

it would be easier to make fun guys like djbomb and smeton if they were assholes.
but unfortunately they are nice guys who are just a little slow.

lawl...

bitterplacebo · 03-02-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by xOcular Penetratahx

Hmmm. I envision hell, not being too funny.

except for the sadists

xOcular Penetratahx · 03-02-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bitterplacebo

yeah, that sounds shitty
maybe it would behoove you try to come up with some ways to find private time with your lady
maybe try to have some of your quiet sex again
or look on the bright side -- some people go a lot longer than five days without sex, so stfu

'Bisco is one of them....this is why he is pissed....and vacations should be all about s3x...