Funny Website

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I preface this with: I am not trying to start a holy war here on Leanbulk, I just think this site is funny as hell.

http://www.conservapedia.com

Wikipedia was considered too liberal. Type in things that the church doesn't like or go against conservative morals, and the "definitions" are entertaining.

Examples

Homosexuality
Wikipedia: "Homosexuality can refer to both sexual behavior and sexual attraction between people of the same gender or to a sexual orientation."
Conservapedia: "Homosexuality is an immoral sexual lifestyle between members of the same sex. It is more than simply a sexual act, it is going beyond the boundaries that God has setup for marriage; one man and one woman."

Evolution
Wikipedia: "In biology, evolution is the change in the inherited traits of a population from generation to generation. These traits are the expression of genes that are copied and passed on to offspring during reproduction. Mutations in these genes can produce new or altered traits, resulting in heritable differences (genetic variation) between organisms."
Conservapedia: "The theory of evolution is a naturalistic explanation of the history of life on earth (This refers to the theory of evolution which employs methodological naturalism and is commonly taught in public schools and universities). The concept of materialistic evolution differs from the concept of Theistic Evolution in positing that God does not guide the theorized process of macroevolution. A majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the naturalistic evolutionary position since World War II have been atheists."

Pornography
Wikipedia: "Pornography, sometimes shortened to porn or porno, is, in its broadest state, the explicit representation of the human body or sexual activity with the goal of sexual arousal and/or sexual relief."
Conservapedia: "Pornography usually consists of images depicting the satisfaction of the sort of "unnatural lust" which leads to damnation."

I altered "elephant" to say that the population has tripled in the last 3 months due to stephen colbert's show.

Now you try lol